He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
You never sausage a tragic thing
He didn’t juice to die. But he’s in a butter place now.
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It just seems like I’m not on anyone’s “list” of people they can go to.
That is all.
Please?
Do it
why does acne even exist
why would your body just be like
“lets make sure i look really unattractive to ensure there is no way i’ll pass on my genetics. yeah you see that, i scratched my forehead, i’m going to have to insert at least 20 pimples there that should teach me a lesson”
sucks to suck sucks to hate yourself sucks to have this fucking curse
(Source: lampsarepeopletoo)
do you know why we’re all single
we never forwarded those chain messages
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